Welcome to the The I Don't Even Own a Television Podcast WikiaEdit
There are books that are good. There are books that are bad. There's some books so fucking awful you wish you never had read them at all because a novel can ruin your life. Hey buddy, I don't even own a television.
I Don't Even Own a TelevisionEdit
I Don't Even Own a Television is a podcast with a mission of delivering good news at the end of an annoying day. Full stop. That's all I'm telling you. If you want to know more you should go listen to it. Seriously. Why are you still reading this text on a web page. You should be listening to the show. It's great. It will be well worth your time, I promise. Okay, you're reading this text still, which is annoying to me, but I accept. You're not going to do anything just out of a sense of mystery. Just go ahead, sit down, and shut up. It's a podcast about bad books. Now you know. Wasn't this so much less fun than going and finding out on your own? I am very disappointed in you Carter.
Also if your name is Carter, and you're high. You're welcome.
Before you go off editing pages like you own the damn place, please read this article that is being linked. Right. Now!